January 2009
the best lyrics EVER
“I´d never resort to kissing your photo, Honest, I just had to see, How the chemicals taste their honey.”
- FRANZ, BITE HARD
Kiss me where your eye won’t meet me Meet me...
“When I went down on him, he asked me if I wanted a warning before he came. I said yes, please, and when it was time, he said, “Warning! This is your warning!” Gotcha, dude.”
“This guy has a dickring, pees in sinks and once when we were supposed to f***, he instead ate 3 cheeseburgers then fell asleep on the couch and farted all night long.”
“5 minutes after I...
This is why social nets freak me out. Someone finds this letter in a textbook at a thrift shop, and all of Gavin McInnes’s minions can find him. AND the guy he wrote the letter to, most likely his top Myspace friend (and his brother).
hagerstown shoutout, ML!
“Millions may have lauded Barack Obama’s Inaugural speech but what remained unheard was what was said by a First daughter to her father, and between the new President and his predecessor after the swearing-in ceremony.
According to a lip reader, the first African-American president of the United States, just after the ceremony, asked George W Bush: “You OK?”
As to what...
how to hallucinate →
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ok, so i printed this article out and have been carrying it around in my planner hoping for a chance to whip out my rubber hand and give these a try. luckily, i now know which ones work!
i want my own cosmic log now...
I know!!! i’ve been stewing in my own envy - nay, Envy - since i read this. yahoo horoscopes just don’t do it. however, the swati i know is NOT primarily motivated by material prosperity. she just likes it.
velasco:
pandisnax:
Swati is ruled by Vayu, the God of the Wind. This is the fifteenth nakshatra of the zodiac, having all its four quarters in Tula, spanning from 6°-40’ to...
sanjaya! →
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if you were here, i’d take you to this! i would elbow more than a few teenyboppers on your behalf.